Dear stupid people,
When parking your car in a parking lot, try to avoid parking across several spots so that no one else can park there. Additionally, try not to park at such a horrendous angle that it’s impossible to park next to you. While we’re at it, if I’m parked out in the middle of no where, don’t park next to me!
I don’t know what it is, but no matter where I park, other cars will flock to me and surround my car. This very thing happened this weekend and, of course, the person next to me flung their door open so fast and hard that it dented my car. Thankfully, I have one of those strips attached to my doors for that very purpose, but still!
Both Emily and I have waited in our cars while the other person runs a quick errand only to be amazed that people will walk into our cars, bump them, hit them with their shopping carts, etc. It’s remarkable. Obviously these people don’t care at all about their apperance or the appearance of their cars, but I care about mine! Don’t walk into it, don’t hit it with your car door, don’t bump it with your shopping cart.
And if I park out in the middle of nowhere to avoid you morons, don’t park next to me!